I would like to say that the spot for my wife is officially open. I know that a lot of people have been waiting for this, so before I get everyone's hopes up, I would like to give a small list of requirements for this lucky lady.
-Must be at least 5 feet tall.
-Cannot be taller than 5 feet, 2 inches.
-Must be able to dunk.
-Must have long hair that changes color depending on my mood.
-Must be at least Rank 40 on Halo 3 Online.
-Must have watched every episode of "The Simpsons," "Futurama," "Family Guy," "Chappelle's Show," "Arrested Development," "The Colbert Report," and "The Office."
-Must be able to kick Rehan's ass.
-Must have Sharingan. (for those of you unfamiliar with Naruto: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jutsu_%28Naruto%29#Sharingan)
-Must have memorized the Quran, the Bible, and the lyrics to every Eminem song.
-Must be able to cook biryani better than my mom's biryani.
If anyone knows any girls that fit this category, please tell them to contact me. Thank you.
the ramlings of
IJ on Sunday, November 11, 2007.
3 Responses to Wifey
man... your standards are low.. i would have to make sure that she had Mangekyou Sharingan
A few of those aside, I think this describes a giant ape.
she is going to have to know 107 different forums of marital arts to defeat me!
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