the ramlings of on Sunday, November 11, 2007.

I would like to say that the spot for my wife is officially open. I know that a lot of people have been waiting for this, so before I get everyone's hopes up, I would like to give a small list of requirements for this lucky lady.

-Must be at least 5 feet tall.

-Cannot be taller than 5 feet, 2 inches.

-Must be able to dunk.

-Must have long hair that changes color depending on my mood.

-Must be at least Rank 40 on Halo 3 Online.

-Must have watched every episode of "The Simpsons," "Futurama," "Family Guy," "Chappelle's Show," "Arrested Development," "The Colbert Report," and "The Office."

-Must be able to kick Rehan's ass.

-Must have Sharingan. (for those of you unfamiliar with Naruto: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jutsu_%28Naruto%29#Sharingan)

-Must have memorized the Quran, the Bible, and the lyrics to every Eminem song.

-Must be able to cook biryani better than my mom's biryani.

If anyone knows any girls that fit this category, please tell them to contact me. Thank you.

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