the ramlings of on Thursday, January 17, 2008.

I will never be able to figure out women. That is it. I don't know if this is true of every heterosexual guy or if it's just me, but I don't think I'll ever understand what goes through their heads. Whether its my friends or my relatives, I honestly feel like they speak another language and operate on another frequency. For example, when a girl asks you for your opinion...she doesn't want your opinion.

Example:
Girl: yeah, so jessica was such a bitch and like i got this new purse and she saw it and its this really aMaZiNg purse from my favorite store...XPRESS!!! and like all the girls were like "O M G that is such an awesome purse!!! =) but then jessica said that it was a nice purse and im just thinking like wtf why didnt she say it was SO EFFIN AMAZING and shes such a bitch and OMG she thinks shes all that cuz her bf is hot, but i think zaid is not that hot, he's alrite, but his lil brother sufyan is SOOO cute...OMG! id totally let him take me to homecoming...but jessica is still the biggest bitch ever...do u think im overreacting?
Imran: well, Jessica did say its nice...
Girl: OMG you totally dont understand...LOLL youre such a guy...
Imran: ok, ima go kill myself
Girl: ok, BYE!!!! =D

This is what she wants to hear:

Imran: yeah you're 100% right
Girl: OMG, you are so smart. If only you were straight, I'd totally marry you!!!!
Imran: I am.
Girl: i gtg, BYE!!!! =D

Another Example:
Girl: wut do u think of this RAD outfit i just got!?!?!
Imran: umm, its nice, i guess...wuts wrong with ur old outfit?
Girl: OMG!!! you cant wear the same thing twice, DUH!!!
Imran: wuts wrong with that?
Girl: DUDE! wut if theres one person that was at the party i went to and saw that ive worn this outfit before??? then all my friends would stop talking to me and no one would marry me and i wouldnt get a job and i'd die alone....!!! HELP ME!!!
Imran: ok, ima go play xbox now.
Girl: go play ur stupid kiddy GAMES! ima go count the number of shoes i have and listen to avril lavigne and eat some rocky road.

However, guys are pretty easy to figure out. I think it can all be explained in this Spiderman comic I found on LueLinks:


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