Soap Operas

I'm a simple guy. I have a few good friends, a lot of acquaintances, and awesome family. I have almost no enemies; there is no one that cringes when I see them. There are very few people that when I see them, I awkwardly look at my phone and pretend not to see them (don't act like you don't do that, you dirty bastards). Fortunately, I'm on good terms with almost everyone I know. I can say this is true for most of the people I hang out with. We see no need to complicate our lives with useless garbage and drama. The biggest dilemma in my life is whether we go to China King or Eastern Grill after juma. And that's mostly because Adil and Abid are Eastern Grill lobbyists.

Unfortunately, most people don't see things like me. They aren't satisfied with a simple life. They need more and more complications. They need endless baby-mama drama. They can't leave their crappy circle of self-destruction. After all, life without drama is boring, isn't it? Isn't it SO much fun to cry your heart out because your boyfriend cheated on you? Don't you have the time of your life when your friends don't talk to you anymore because you started doing drugs? And I can't think of anything better than a Sunday morning hangover. Well, don't come to me when some thugs are coming to kick your ass because you flirted with the wrong girl. Don't come to me; I'm going to be at Rehan's house playing Halo.