the ramlings of on Friday, September 19, 2008.

Seeing as it has been over two months since my last update, this post should be really good. It should be the most creative thing I've ever written. It should inspire you to go do some good. It should really offend you, but too much so that you'll keep coming back. It should reveal some crazy things about me and give you some insight into what I'm thinking. It should really make you think and laugh at the same time. It should make you say, "Wow, I never thought of it that way." It should get me at least ten rishtas before the end of this year. It should be the wittiest satire ever written. It should make all other bloggers delete their blogs out of respect to me. It should get me jobs at Time Magazine and Comedy Central. It should get me a contract with Pendant Publishing. It should get me my own cable TV show called "Jangrafeld." It should give me the power to influence others. This post should be really good.

Too bad it isn't.

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