Well, I'm stuck. I've been trying to think of something to write in my blog for the past ten days. I even gave myself a deadline, that I'd write a good, solid post by the 28th, which is today. I don't know what's wrong, but I can't think of anything to write.

So, I'd like some suggestions. Just comment, and I'll write about it. Serious, funny, advice, emo whatever. If you post it, I WILL write about it; no exceptions and no rules. But if it's extremely retarded, then I reserve the right to NOT write about it. Also, you don't need an account to comment, and you can even comment anonymously. Let's just see what the readers can come up with.


Hasan: Gajar Halwa. Females.
What they have in common.

Dang, girls are like fresh gajar ka halwa. You're mom puts it out, and it's all ready to eat, and it smells amazing, but then she's like, "NO YOU CAN'T EAT IT, UNTIL THE GUESTS ARRIVE!!!" Well, the gajar ka halwa has been out for eight years now, and I'm still waiting for the damn party.


For those of you who don't know what gajar ka halwa is, it's the best food ever invented. Here's a picture:



Lil Bangla (Adil): make a post written entirely in Urdu.

Oy, kuta, mera pesa kahn hein?!? Panch, chein mene hogya hein, or tum ne mera ek lak rupee abhi tak nahin deya hein. Agar ek hafta mein nahin mila, me tere gar ake tere ko nanga kardu gan. Me teri shalwar ko utar doon gah or chadi ko tere sar pe lagadun ga. Me tereko sabke samne tati nikal dun gah. Oy, sala harami, me tera chota ghost ko kat dun gah. Me tereko itna marun ga, tumhara chera saad ka jese kala ho jai ga. Oy, oola ka patha, tum kya samaj tein ho? Me tumko nahein dunsakta? Mere ko sab kuch patha hein. SAB KUCH. Mere ko be pata hein tum konsa rung chadi pen re ho. LAL, kuta...LAL. Intazar kar, pagal kuta, intazar kar.

All the best,
Adil Farooq

TRANSLATION (Ibn Jangda): "Oh, dog, where's my money? Five-six months have passed and you never paid me my 100, 000 rupees. If I don't get it in a week, I'ma make you naked. I will take your pants off and put your underwear over your head. I will make your liquid feces come out in front of everyone. Oh, jerk-bastard, I will cut off your small meat. I will beat you so bad, that your face will be as black as Saad's. Oh, owl's feces, what do you think? That I can't find you? I know everything. EVERYTHING. I also know what color underwear you are wearing. Red, dog...red. Just wait, crazy dog, just wait."

All the best,
Adil Farooq


Haris: write like you have some kind of mental disease

I'm going to vote for Ron Paul in the 2008 presidential election.


Shaheed: write about something good. Thats not garbage. BTW this post was garbage

Let's see...something that's not garbage. I guess I could write about the crisis in Balochistan. It's interesting because like they could take a lesson from King Charles I of Sweden or the early Mongolians during the Ottoman empire. If they followed their example, then perhaps we shouldn't have the fighting in Chechnia or Azerbaijan or Rajastan. During the 50s, the Japanese performed horrible experiments on the Chinese, which was used as research for animes. That's why everyone should learn Japanese. Animes are such a good view on society. For example, in Dragon Ball Z, if you collect all the Dragon balls, you get one wish, which includes bringing back the dead. Another good one is Tenken Topa Luran Guran. Man, those lessons can really help you in life. Dang, you know, izallgud though, cuz like whatever. Man, izallgud. But like, when I play Starcraft I think of very interesting things. I was thinking that there should be a subway system in every city in the world. If Bangladesh took a lesson from the warrior Kashratia class and established a subway system, then all their economic problems would be solved. So what if Bangladesh is below the sea level. So what if it the subway system floods, izallgud. At least the people will be able to get from place to place, even if its an underwater subway system. If you wanna see some real non-garbage, check out Shaheed's awesome blog: http://khanshaheed.blogspot.com. Dang, no need to patronize me. Izallgud, for now, I will take my leave. Godspeed and godbless.

I will never be able to figure out women. That is it. I don't know if this is true of every heterosexual guy or if it's just me, but I don't think I'll ever understand what goes through their heads. Whether its my friends or my relatives, I honestly feel like they speak another language and operate on another frequency. For example, when a girl asks you for your opinion...she doesn't want your opinion.

Example:
Girl: yeah, so jessica was such a bitch and like i got this new purse and she saw it and its this really aMaZiNg purse from my favorite store...XPRESS!!! and like all the girls were like "O M G that is such an awesome purse!!! =) but then jessica said that it was a nice purse and im just thinking like wtf why didnt she say it was SO EFFIN AMAZING and shes such a bitch and OMG she thinks shes all that cuz her bf is hot, but i think zaid is not that hot, he's alrite, but his lil brother sufyan is SOOO cute...OMG! id totally let him take me to homecoming...but jessica is still the biggest bitch ever...do u think im overreacting?
Imran: well, Jessica did say its nice...
Girl: OMG you totally dont understand...LOLL youre such a guy...
Imran: ok, ima go kill myself
Girl: ok, BYE!!!! =D

This is what she wants to hear:

Imran: yeah you're 100% right
Girl: OMG, you are so smart. If only you were straight, I'd totally marry you!!!!
Imran: I am.
Girl: i gtg, BYE!!!! =D

Another Example:
Girl: wut do u think of this RAD outfit i just got!?!?!
Imran: umm, its nice, i guess...wuts wrong with ur old outfit?
Girl: OMG!!! you cant wear the same thing twice, DUH!!!
Imran: wuts wrong with that?
Girl: DUDE! wut if theres one person that was at the party i went to and saw that ive worn this outfit before??? then all my friends would stop talking to me and no one would marry me and i wouldnt get a job and i'd die alone....!!! HELP ME!!!
Imran: ok, ima go play xbox now.
Girl: go play ur stupid kiddy GAMES! ima go count the number of shoes i have and listen to avril lavigne and eat some rocky road.

However, guys are pretty easy to figure out. I think it can all be explained in this Spiderman comic I found on LueLinks:

Yeah, so Adil and Abid were over the other day and they were playing Geometry Wars like they normally do. We were all taking turns. We usually score around 100,000-200,000 points a game, but Abid had this one crazy game where we scored 700,000 points. It was so crazy. And when it finished, my 360 gave the following message:



Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.