"Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of crap, okay? If you're an ass, you're gonna come back as a cockroach, or a worm, or an anal bead, okay? If you're a man, and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle, you'll come back as a dragon, you'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?"

-Dale Denton, from Pineapple Express